Skeleton Bob

Halloween is Skeleton Bobs time. He runs the most beloved haunted house in London its the perfect blend of fun and frightening. Every cobweb is artfully placed, and every creaky floorboard is meticulously tuned.

Hes not scary, exactly more… invested. With polished bones, a booming voice, and an encyclopaedic knowledge of ghost stories, Bob believes in atmosphere over actual terror. (Jump scares? Dreadfully uncouth.)

Visitors are gently spooked, thoroughly impressed, and often leave with a complimentary cobweb. Bob insists theyre authentic dont ask where he gets them!